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About CROOKED
Seven years ago, music journalist S.H. Fernando Jr. (AKA "Skiz"), frustrated 
with the corporate hijacking of the music scene, founded WordSound 
Recordings, a self-described "guerilla think-tank" dedicated to continuous 
creation and experimentation. The purpose of the label was to provide an 
arena for artists operating outside the mainstream as well as a true 
alternative to the formulaic and hype-driven status-quo, which at the time 
was being marketed as "alternative" rock, "underground" hip-hop, and 
"electronica." Forty full-length albums and 12 singles later, WordSound has 
carved out an international reputation as one of the preeminent laboratories 
of muscial innovation. With releases spanning such genres as dub, hip-hop, 
electronic, world, and just plain weird, the label has managed to elevate the 
game with its no-comprise D.I.Y. attitude, bucketloads of originality, and a 
serious commitment to upliftment through sound. 
But in the music industry as a whole, not much has changed. The current trend 
toward prefabricated teen idols, tatooed and pierced rockers, and 
booty-slapping, champagne-guzzling rappers shows, more than ever before, the 
extent to which big money has co-opted pop culture. Many have even noted that 
this mass-marketing of pop-culture--bolstered by such new technologies as the 
internet--has lead to the "dumbing-down" of American society. As this 
shopping-mall mentality steamrolls across the country and across the world, 
the independent voice has been summarily squeezed out.
Indeed, independent film has become as much a misnomer as "independent" or 
"alternative" music. In fact, the impetus behind Crooked was to challenge the 
boundaries of this realm as well. With so-called indie film budgets reaching 
into the millions of dollars, and enlisting big-name talent, Fernando wanted 
to show that there was more to filmmaking than just money and status. "Some 
of the best films I've seen were made for less money than they probably spent 
on one day's catering on the set of Pearl Harbor," he says. "And I'm talking 
35mm films like Sergio Leone's Fistful of Dollars." From his extensive 
travels along the paths of rhythm, Fernando amassed a long list of characters 
he describes as "natural stars," that is, people whose innate charisma and 
energy manifests in everything they do. Take, for example, Sensational, one 
of Crooked's co-stars. "Sensational already knows he's the king," Fernando 
says, "he's just waiting for you to recognize that fact and give him his 
weight in gold."
So without money or stars (and, in fact, no real actors, just real people 
playing themselves), Fernando set out to make a movie. As an artist and 
independent label head, his frustrations with promoting his music and having 
an impact in an industry dominated by big marketing budgets and hype was a 
natural launching point for "Crooked."  As a journalist, the twin pillars of 
truth and reality, were paramount, thus, everything that transpires in the 
movie--except the ending--actually happened. In this unique docu-drama, the 
premise is simple: how does a true talent emerging from nowhere get exposed? 
Armed with only his personal experiences in the music industry Fernando 
travelled to his native land, Sri Lanka, in January 2000, where he began 
writing "Crooked." Staying at the Galle Face Hotel in Colombo, where Arthur 
C. Clarke penned 2001: A Space Odyssey, and far removed from the tough 
Brooklyn streets where the action takes place, Fernando gained valuable 
distance and perspective and was able to generate a rough draft in 2 months. 
This rough draft went through about 12 serious re-writes and revisions before 
Crooked was ready to shoot in April 2001.
By this time, Fernando had moved to Baltimore, MD to cut his living expenses 
in half. From here, he mobilized an army of fellow artists and friends as his 
cast and crew; raised money through the label and from his brother, Sid, who 
buys and sells race horses; and bought two Sony PD-150 digital cameras. With 
a budget of just under $23,000, Fernando commenced shooting on April 2nd and 
wrapped on the 29th (a total of 25 shooting days). Though his car was towed 
on the first day, his second camerman quit on the third day, and his special 
effects team cancelled on him the day before they were to shoot all the 
scenes involving guns and exploding squibs, the shoot went incredibly 
smoothly, and surprisingly $200 dollars under budget. Armed with 70 hours of 
tape, Fernando took a night off before returning to Baltimore where he 
started the tedious job of logging footage. During the week he jotted down 
time-code numbers and on the weekends, he dumped the appropriate selects to 
the computer at Jump, a commercial editing house on Broadway, where editor 
David Bryen was employed. After a month, all the footage was logged and ready 
to edit. After a whole summer of working on weekends, a two-hour rough cut 
was assembled. Second unit and reshoots were done in September and in October 
and November, the music and sound design was added to complete the picture. 
"It's been a tremendous amount of work and an incredible journey from 
conception to final product," says Fernando, "but I can't imagine having 
spent these last 2 1/2 years in any other way. The only thing I would do 
different next time is to not spend any of my own money. Sometimes you gotta 
put your  money where your mouth is though."